Weird shit
So I talked to my dad (sperm donor) today
He started randomly going on this nostalgic trip down memory lane and tried to remind me of some shit
He reminded me of the time when he bought a truck... We were poor and didn't have a vehicle so he walked me to and from school for several years... Up north was harder than down south because I always fell on the ice. But anyway he finally got a vehicle and tried to hide it from me. He walked up to the school to get me and I Said: you bought a car. He laughed and said no I didn't. I kept saying it. We finally made it to an AutoZone near our house and he started pretending to steal a truck. I said: that's yours you're not stealing it. He tried so hard to play it off but I had him pegged from the jump. He couldn't figure out how I knew. Then he brought up other times where I guessed what he was doing and how no one could ever surprise me as a kid. Then he brought up how I used to hug him after school so I could smell his clothes and tell him where he's been. He used to tell me that any BF I got would be in trouble and couldn't get away with anything. Then he brought up how I started learning simple phrases in French when I was like 4/5 y/o. Then he brought up the road trips we used to go on. One time I started freaking out and telling him that the truck carrying lumber in front of us didn't have it strapped down and it was going to fall off the ladder rack thing on the bed of the truck and smash through our windshield and kill us. He was shocked. I was like 5. He told me that he had a higher and better vantage point and he could see the lumber was secured and there was nothing to worry about... But the guy was driving slow in the fast lane so he was basically riding his bumper. I kept freaking out until he backed off. Right after we did, the lumber came crashing down off of the ladder racks and would have smashed through our windshield if he didn't back off. He looked at me like I did something wrong and he was disturbed at the time. But when he's reminiscing he says I'm a genius. Then he went on about how I used to be so intelligent... Part of me thinks I had these conversations a million times and I'm just tired, the other part was wondering what the point was .... And a small part of me realized what it really was.