💥BREAKING💥

"As president, I will read the Bitcoin Standard in my first speech to the people.

As president, I will make fun of other countries' fiat currencies every day. (And these jokes will be really funny.)

Furthermore I will put together a professional shitposting team so that our country publishes the funniest memes on Nostr.

And of course I will make sure that all chairs are sold in our country. I mean, who needs chairs when you can have Bitcoin instead?"

- Pascalculator when he talks about being President -