Needs someone running through yelling a bible verse even though they never mention religion the rest of the week.
Discussion
Yep 😂😂
Not far from truth actually. Today's gospel Luke 21 7-21. Consider replacing "Jesus" with Bitcoin. 😉
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“Teacher,” they asked, “when will this be? And what will happen in order to show that the time has come for it to take place?”
8 Jesus said, “Watch out; don't be fooled. Many men, claiming to speak for me, will come and say, ‘I am he!’ and, ‘The time has come!’ But don't follow them. 9 Don't be afraid when you hear of wars and revolutions; such things must happen first, but they do not mean that the end is near.”
10 He went on to say, “Countries will fight each other; kingdoms will attack one another. 11 There will be terrible earthquakes, famines, and plagues everywhere; there will be strange and terrifying things coming from the sky. 12 Before all these things take place, however, you will be arrested and persecuted; you will be handed over to be tried in synagogues and be put in prison; you will be brought before kings and rulers for my sake. 13 This will be your chance to tell the Good News. 14
Make up your minds ahead of time not to worry about how you will defend yourselves, 15 because I will give you such words and wisdom that none of your enemies will be able to refute or contradict what you say. 16 You will be handed over by your parents, your brothers, your relatives, and your friends; and some of you will be put to death. 17 Everyone will hate you because of me. 18 But not a single hair from your heads will be lost. 19 Stand firm, and you will save yourselves.
I was making fun. Not sending an invitation.
I already know your answer to everything is believe in god harder. Do not apply critical thinking, do not reflect on your own role in your problems, do not pass go, do not collect personal growth.
Something something don’t murder unless it’s evil people that don’t believe in the real religion — John Luke Paul 5:99