How to start my meeting with my fiat mine department head?

Current favourite starter for 10;

How honest would you like me to be?

I like doing research, I don’t find much value in teaching shit I don’t agree with to students who couldn’t care less.

I’m not part of the uni pension scheme, you fiat has now power with me.

I have zero ambition to work towards your pointless fiat goals to gain a promotion, I will never include how my work is promoting the school’s DEI aims, they literally work against me.

I’ve made a vow to Lord Nakamoto on high that I can only learn about bitcoin, so all the other bollocks you want me to teach will just be read off the slides (as some of my colleagues actually do)

I’ve run the numbers and I don’t need my fiat wage, so how are you going to convince me to stay?

GFY?!?!?!?