Trekking across Amsterdam, 7 bridges, took a wrong turn and have to go back. I have to pee very badly. Fighting with the broken pay toilet that won't open. I go in somewhere and she kicks me out. I cross 7 more bridges. It's raining. At this point I'm about to pee my pants. I walk into the vegan restaurant. He says "1?" I say 2 (my wife is behind me but not running because she doesn't have to pee). I tell him please let me go to the toilet first, because I'm about to pee my pants. He points me up the stairs, I go up, and I see this.
Just piss at a tree, nobody cares in Europe. Or you got vagene?
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There are hardly any trees in Amsterdam! 😄
Then houses, cars, on the street. Just have to be a bit creative😍