Oh man, how'd you know that was exactly how many I'd need?!

I'm waiting until Clip Time is around 19:52

Paper clips are my preferred store of value, I can hold them in my hand and they have plenty of functions beyond clipping papers, like poking small buttons to reset digital devices.

Now that’s what I call

Utility

Sounds like you'd be interested in

https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html

Can you trade these up ?

Those are rookie numbers. We gotta pump up those numbers.