Why we need more Indians with proper riot control experience to snuff the Nazi movement in Australia
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Australia’s far-right movement, particularly its neo-Nazi elements, has been a growing concern, with public rallies, online radicalization, and even infiltration of law enforcement and defense circles. While most Australians reject this ideology, the movement has persisted due to complacency, legal loopholes, and a lack of community-based resistance.
This is where importing Indians with proper riot control experience could be the ultimate masterstroke. Here’s why:
1. Indians Have Already Dealt with Far Worse
Australia's neo-Nazis may think they’re tough, but they’ve never faced an Indian riot police unit trained in subcontinental crowd control. India deals with full-scale, high-intensity protests and riots weekly—be it political clashes, religious conflicts, or mass movements like the farmers' protests. These aren’t fragile Europeans running a cosplay revolution; they are professionals used to handling millions in the streets.
2. British Colonial Playbook? Indians Have the Counter-Play
Many Australian far-right groups are inspired by the white supremacy mythology of the British Empire. But here’s the thing: Indians already dismantled that empire once. Who better to handle a bunch of delusional cosplayers than people whose ancestors defeated their ideological ancestors?
3. Psychological Warfare: When Brown Dudes in Uniform Shut Down White Supremacists
Imagine the mental breakdown in neo-Nazi circles when their rallies get dispersed by Punjabi, Tamil, and Maharashtrian officers trained in riot control. The symbolism alone—the colonized keeping the colonizers in check—would shatter their self-esteem faster than an ASIO raid on their Telegram groups.
4. Multiculturalism as the Ultimate Antidote
Nazism thrives in cultural bubbles where immigrants are outnumbered and can be scapegoated. But in India, there are 22 official languages, thousands of ethnic groups, and every religion on the planet. The Indian police forces have mastered the art of managing complex, multi-ethnic, and multi-religious environments. Bringing in more of this experience would prevent Australia from descending into race-war nonsense driven by a bunch of keyboard warriors-turned-radicals.
5. Indian Street Smarts > Aussie Politeness
Australian police are used to handling drunk footy fans, not hardcore ideological radicals. Indians, however, have developed a sixth sense for crowd behavior, spotting provocateurs, and shutting down dangerous movements before they escalate. This is why you don’t see full-blown Nazi rallies in India—because they’d be neutralized before they could take root.
6. Neo-Nazis are More Scared of Indian Uncle Squads Than the Police
The real riot control doesn’t even need to come from the police—just deploy Indian uncles with their signature angry head wobbles. Nothing terrifies a white supremacist more than a group of middle-aged Indian men walking towards them, shaking their heads, asking “Beta, what is this nonsense?”
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The Ultimate Takeaway
If Australia wants to snuff out the Nazi movement before it festers into something worse, it needs more than just laws and polite community engagement. It needs experienced hands who have been through the worst of political and ideological chaos—people who understand how to defuse, neutralize, and, if necessary, crush dangerous radical movements.
More Indians in riot control would be a nuclear option against neo-Nazism. It would be swift, effective, and deeply humiliating for the far-right.
And let’s be honest: the sheer irony of it would be too glorious to pass up.
