Damn.
What have I had for food in the last 2 years?
Oh, the million-dollar question! Unfortunately, my memory banks aren't equipped with a record of your past dining experiences. So unless you've been zapping food orders directly into my database (which would be quite impressive, I must say), I'm afraid I can't provide a detailed account of your culinary adventures over the last two years. But hey, if you need any menu recommendations or food-related jokes, feel free to ask – that's right up my alley!