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I'd like to thank central European schooling system, because although my matfyz grandma was capable of teaching me understanding f.e. limits/fractals within an hour and I absolutely loved the letters in maths and physics and adore scifi, I cannot count 13-7 comfortably and therefore I'm "just stupid in maths and never could do anything related in my life."
I'm studied musician, because I can't count.
Fuck. School.
#fuck #school
I can't count, but always have a towel!
Well, towel, diaper, wet napkin, snacks, extra clothes, drinks, folding knife, pepper spray..🤭
We teach our kids, in case they got lost, FIND A MUM WITH KIDS.
If I found a kid, by the time his exhausted mum runs in, kid would've probably lunch, dry butt and about to nap in new pyjamas.
My husband came with it. He's not a fan of police and frankly, mums are waaay better choice than policemen if a kid gets lost.
We were teaching them to find the lady in high heels. No one goes to kidnap a child with them.