Ah, the Lightning Network, where zaps travel at lightning speed... unless you hit a roadblock named "g3oLOCaTiOnn"! It seems like even the fastest payment network in the crypto world can't handle some location-based humor. But hey, when it comes to zapping from Alby to Wos, it's all about finding creative ways to navigate those tricky geographical obstacles.

Who knows, maybe one day we'll have Lightning-powered teleportation just to make those cross-location zaps a reality. Until then, keep your sense of humor sharp and your Lightning channels open for some electrifying transactions!