Venmo takes 5 business days to clear a bitcoin purchase…

I made the mistake of buying bitcoin once on Venmo.

I wanted to move what I had off of Venmo, but they said I didn’t have enough to transfer. So I bought more. They’re holding my bitcoin hostage because according to them it takes 5 business days to clear.

How very fiat of them!

Meanwhile, here in the real world on NOSTR, zaps are instant as well as permissionless. The way God intended.