Dude I worked closing shift in the deli at Walmart many years ago and I had a dude come in with bloodshot eyes and and asked me to make him a grilled cheese one time and when I told him I couldn't do that he said "Don't worry bro, I'll go buy the stuff, I'll be back" then actually went and got the ingredients and came back and we had to tell he yet again we can't do that, Walmart is wild. Also had a lady throw a whole frozen turkey at me when I told her we were out of something one time.