You might not be dreaming *that* long, actually. o.o
The Star-Tech peeps that make the VisionFive2 have pushed a crapton of patches upstream - just ~4 of them are outstanding at this point, the rest is entirely accepted. Meaning, RISC-V ought to become even more of a "native target" for the kernel.
Plus, Google's side-eye towards RISC-V might cause a ripple in the long-term.
For now, I will just be posting about my experiences with the VisionFive2, its ups and downs and all the stupid stuff I do with it. xD
As for the phone? Oh dude I hear you. Defo would buy, if it had a proper screen magnifier, instantly.