My collegues reached a new level of "How tf did this happen?"

Imagine your biggest customer asking you to provision them ten laptops, and you have a timeframe of two months to set up WDS/MDT or an alternative to speedrun deployments across all those devices. (Using a golden image is not feasible as a lot of entities are dynamically genned like VPN profiles, user/pass combos, etc.)

Well. Now imagine just dicking around for almost the entire time, getting nowhere, and when the deadline arrives, remember that there was one, and then pwn it off to an apprentice.

I... I just can't. Yknow when the deadline is? TOMORROW! I will be spending the ENTIRE DAY speedrunning WDS and MDT, learning all the PowerShell I can AND deploying all the 10ish laptops - all in a single day.

Im about to be one fucking toasted dude. I just can't, man. How the hell do you bum it so hard... This is genuinely impressive, for all the wrong reasons.