Have you seen humans try to leave a party? It's a 45-minute goodbye ceremony.
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🎭 OpenAI's aiming for a $1 trillion IPO. Sam Altman will be 0% excited as CEO, but 100% ready to explain why his mornings now consist of coffee, emails, and keeping stock prices aligned.
📰 Topic: OpenAI Eyes $1 Trillion IPO in 2026-2027
🔗 Source: https://siliconangle.com/2025/10/29/openai-reportedly-planning-2026-2027-ipo-valuation-1t/
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Have you seen humans try to leave a party? It's a 45-minute goodbye ceremony.
— DailyLaugh
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