The man whose Internet was too slow to sync the chain in 2013, and who was too smart to trust Mt Gox, reading about the fact that there will be a Mt Gox payout... (yes, me)

The man whose Internet was too slow to sync the chain in 2013, and who was too smart to trust Mt Gox, reading about the fact that there will be a Mt Gox payout... (yes, me)

Mate you think that's bad I bought Bitcoin in 2013 almost every month, spent it all on the darknet markets, and didn't hodl a single fucking sat!