satirical take on the cashu security model (the best chaumian ecash out there) from nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg in nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp8trdaapwym0tg6q9724tmljwwjz99r5q5a5ydfk2lg45xnqu7lkq9qrjepkxvmxvdmpxymnzvekvc6kzve5xqexvwf4x56k2enxxgmnxcf5xgerjdphxscr2vmzxserxdfnxc6nwep3x4snzcfkxpjnwcnxxcqzp8trdaapwym0tg6q9724tmljwwjz99r5q5a5ydfk2lg45xnqu7lk5x9t7w: user at gunpoint from dealer and gateway, mint as confused astronaut also armed.