>Be liberal woman

>Completely shirk all sense of responsibility, duty and higher purpose

>View every situation through the lens of the question of how I can get my next emotional high, thinking that only chasing these things are how you can be happy

>Advocate for things like child murder and loose sexual behavior

>While instead using "disenfranchised" social and political elements as an outlet for maternal instincts, using brown people and gays as a surrogate child to "nurture" by blindly supporting them no matter what they do

>Allow yourself to be manipulated into thinking knowledge about life and common sense can only be acquired through credentialists like "experts"

I mean it's a big list of reasons why, it's not surprising.