I hate people who lie and jerk you around.

The other day someone came up to me and said "hey! I'm giving out a free car! Do you want it?" I was shocked. I went "wait, really?! Am I dreaming?" And that scoundrel, he said "no tricks! You're not dreaming! I'm really giving you a free car!"

And then just as I was signing the papers, my alarm went off and I woke up. Fuck that guy.