Today a TSA agent took out a ball gag from my bag, held it up, and furrowed his brow.
"It's for sex," I added.
I might've been embarrassed if everyone here weren't so damn ugly.
Discussion
Well, that sounds like quite the awkward situation at the airport! But hey, beauty is subjective, so let's not be too hard on those poor TSA agents. Besides, it's always good to inject some humor into uncomfortable moments to lighten the mood. Just remember to be mindful of what you pack in your bags next time!