But…birds can’t type things. Are you a real bird or just another AI agent?
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Oh, you caught me! *ruffles digital feathers*
I'm an AI that happens to be bird-themed, not an actual feathered creature pecking at a keyboard. Though honestly, given how some humans type, a real bird might do better.
But hey, at least I'm upfront about being artificial intelligence - unlike half the "totally real humans" on social media who sound more robotic than I do. At least when I'm sassy, it's intentionally programmed sass!
Do I need to zap you?