The protagonist in the show I’m watching just offered to have sex with a serial killer woman who cuts men’s penises off.

His literal logic was “I bet my dick is so good it’ll fix whatever fucked up thing you got going on.”

This is the same protagonist who had such a big dick the police officer just let him go.

I- I gotta admit, I kind of love an author actually saying “YEAH FUCK IT, MY CHARACTER IS THAT FUCKING COOL.”