Half of nostr is on a fedcation?
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nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 is probably doing a PowerPoint presentation 👀
Boss- so what have you learned
Sats- there all retarded sir
Boss- what?
Sats- idk what else to say sir they just post a bunch of pictures that don’t make any sense…
Boss - were you able to push any of our “Bitcoin” agendas *wink wink*
Sats - well, I tried telling them Michael Saylor is a net positive for the space and that KYC Bitcoin is way better than NOKYC
Boss - what do you mean by “tried”
Sats - I told them about it but they weren’t receptive.
Boss - At least you tried. Did you tell them about the yield?
Sats - …
🤣
Accurate
It’s funny because it’s true 🤣
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Exactly
David remembers 🤭🤣🤣
Boss: did you at least ruin their fun and games?
Sats: no they actually started to make memes of me and made me part of their ⭕️
Boss: wtf is a ⭕️
Sats: oh god they think I’m their friend
Boss: use this to your advantage. Use these ⭕️ friends to push our narrative
Sats: the ones in the ⭕️ are retarded, they keep saying “what does this mean?” And laugh like idiots
Boss: listen you can do this. You’ve been a pro at this for decades.
Sats: they started tagging me in their ⭕️ threads
Boss: what the fuck is a ⭕️?
Sats: you wouldn’t understand
Boss: Chain of command McD!
Sats: whatever you say boss
Boss- show me
Sats- (opens nostr shows boss)
Boss- wtf is this… what are they talking about? What do those pictures mean?
Sats- I told you you wouldn’t understand
Boss looking at nostr:
Sats-
Boss: listen tech Ramadan is over you need to resume your post
Sats:
https://video.nostr.build/e6fddf98efc01fb9478b50afab00f0b6aff6bb42361720a9696e0c7a25b56583.mp4
Boss: why are they telling you to have fun staying poor? You literally have bitcoin
Sats: they said no kyc only. I can’t keep doing this shit I need another tech Ramadan