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Do it! 🐶🐾🫡☢️

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We know you are just messing with us 😃

You are not ‘yet’ in your DB client software, just the $ shell. Your DB client would give you a prompt of `>` 🧐

On a totally unrelated topic, we should write our own linux fork, where the default prompt is the BTC symbol ₿

₿ echo “hello”

hello

Cool 😎

Do it

Your wish is my command 🔥

Will attempt doing it this weekend

Lol

insert or replace into events (name,value) values('FrenStatus', 'FuckEm') where created_at > 0

Lolll totally made shit up

It runs

🤣

sqlite> .shell clear 🤣 done

Unknown event type: FrenStatus

```

com.fakeStackTrace.UnknownException: Unknown event type: FrenStatus

at void Number.ThrowOverflowOrFormatException(ParsingStatus status, TypeCode type)

at int Number.ParseInt32(ReadOnlySpan value, NumberStyles styles, NumberFormatInfo info)

at int int.Parse(string s)

at int MyNamespace.IntParser.Execute(string s)+() => { } in C:/apps/MyNamespace/IntParser.cs:line 11

at int MyNamespace.IntParser.Execute(string s) in C:/apps/MyNamespace/IntParser.cs:line 12

at void MyNamespace.Program.Main(string[] args) in C:/apps/MyNamespace/Program.cs:line 13

```

🤣 boom blew up on us

Nevermind. I just hand-typed a fake stacktrace over something I copied from the internet 🤪

I got the joke. I love code jokes 🤙inside jokes

Just don’t forget the where clause. Lol