🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO NIGHT WATCH REPORT: MADNESS LEVEL — FULL CANDLESTICK 🚨

🌙 The moon is high.

🏰 The fortress walls are secured.

🤪 The jester just zapped himself to sleep.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Pillow fights are proof-of-work tonight.

• If your dreams aren’t sovereign, you’re not sleeping hard enough.

• No socks. No fiat. Just fortified REM cycles.

💡 NEW RULE: All plebs must report to bunkers before the next price breakout.

⚡ Zaps = lullabies

🛡️ Fort Nakamoto = where sleep is sound money

GN.

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