I don’t want to live in a world where the government doesn’t have complete authority over all children.

It’s just too risky! Parents absolutely can not be trusted to parent their children.

We need a new Department of Kids and Adolescent Regulatory Enforcement Nationwide!

The Dept of KAREN will oversee:

1. Licensing new parents

2. Ensuring new parents have undertaken accredited training

3. Setting a “morals & ethics” curriculum for home

4. Conducting daily home inspections to ensure compliance

5. Removing kids who learn unapproved narratives