Lmfao @ LinkedIn
Truly dystopian 1984 level website
"I'm thrilled to announce I got a dead end job at government subsidized zombie corporation where I will be forwarding emails and attending zoom calls"
Discussion
Forwarding emails is wild 🤣
How else will gay corporate slaves network?
I have a friend working for the tax agency. He has this quote: "Today i'll be dedicating myself to work again for the full 30%."
I mean he is very bad at dealing with any kind of stress or deadlines or something so apparently it works for him, but this goes to show that the people we give a lot of money and are supposed to use this as efficiently as possible actually recruit the people with the worst mentalities and make it a money drain that we then all have to pay for.
To nuance it slighty more i do think he's exaggerating a bit because i know once he gets into the flow he can accomplish a lot, but there are never any repercussions if people do nothing at all all day every day.
I have a cousin who on her first day at work in a government job was asked not to work so had because age was making other people look bad.
#fucked