Not really.
You just went off about some other shitcoin they isn't related to LN, Bitcoin, etc...
You can't be opening channels Everytime you want with someone to make a payment offline. If they aren't online, you can't make a paymentnto then or open a channel.
It seems creating something totally is what you are looking for.
That's all good, but you mentioned offline payments and ideas for LN, and I explained the issues with that.