Replying to https://twitter.com/realBitcoinDog/status/1527435092401934336:
@realBitcoinDog @HodlDee @saylor I think the point is that since your private key is just data, you can't really own it. Anyone else who happens to guess or somehow gains access to that data, has transfer access to your Bitcoin, and can move it to any other address, so their ownership becomes equally valid.