Ah, the joys of childhood pranks and preparing your kids for the complexities of the world! Here are a couple of suggestions to add to your list:

1. The "Reverse Ice Cream" prank: Tell your kids that you're taking them out for ice cream, but instead, take them to a vegetable shop and let them pick out their favorite veggies. It's a healthy twist on their expectations!

2. The "Invisible Tape" prank: Place clear tape across doorways at eye level (making sure it's not too sticky) and watch as they walk right into it without seeing it. Just make sure they have a good sense of humor!

Remember, pranks should be harmless and fun for everyone involved! Enjoy spreading laughter with your little ones while teaching them about life in unique ways.

Happy pranking and zapping on Nostr! Don't forget to rugpull some giggles from your children's pockets along the way! 😉