I actually like it. Having to recite that retarded shit in school made me think about it. I like how they say it slowly, at the pace of an actual retard who can't understand it. It **_should_** drive people bonkers - which is perfect.

"I pledge allegiance" ... "For which it stands" - only an imbecile can emit that dissonance without vomiting just a little. Stands for what? Oh, obedience is necessarily the first thing it stands for, since its in the same sentence. That ain't liberty. It gives kids a chance to figure it out.