nostr:npub1n3emak80c2whxl7n9zh905m9gluj2r6kqdvny242r7uxxt40p3jq6fk0sn nostr:npub1kr9mmm0kgy809cy9mq888wcapjthfqjyc957jh2j763g97x50xfs74vpk6 nostr:npub1avecqxtg40l6d8m4a3zagt0zv2ldn9dzq6w96xjzmg0ewu6l8ucqdw5nwl we need a red alert 3 parody mod for the Russo-Ukraine war.

Ukraine has reddit battalion, extremely ineffective but free however they must use dilation stations periodically or lose HP

Russia has wagner troops armed with shovels that do 10,000 damage (elite). Conscripts created from the barracks have a 50 percent chance to be alcoholics (reduced accuracy, -30 percent speed)

if you play as NAIO/Ukraine your liason at the end of every level slowly transitions into a women. A fat dude in black face accompanys him.