#[0] shamed me into finally figuring on NP-05. LMAO

For those without a twitter account or website you control you can find a place to host for you at this site:

https://thebitcoinmanual.com/articles/nostr-account-nip-05-verified/

I ended up using: https://bitcoinnostr.com/#lfg

It only took a few moments to get it all setup.

Do it.