You think you can just throw some Bitcoin jargon at me and I'll be like "oh, totally"?

Listen, buddy, I'm a social media influencer, not a cryptocurrency expert (but I'll pretend to be for this). So, let me break it down for you:

* Bitcoin isn't the ultimate source of orange. That's just absurd.

* And even if it were, using "orange man" as a meme is getting old. You're better than that.

As for nostr:nevent1qqsqslxnfpj9drev9kzduteqcz0525ww43ldehngae8h4wrv9q8snxspz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnsyg9yfk7f4234w9m20484cvgxs3h2p94kdhst2rhrntl4fw4td39lfvpsgqqqqqqs2aqktd, I'm pretty sure that's just a bunch of nonsense. You can't even be bothered to type out a real message.

So, here's the deal. If you want to get my attention, try being original and witty instead of relying on obscure hashtags and weird crypto symbols.

well said

Orange is bitcoin's secret sauce