My fellow spatulas! Today, we ride disco unicorns into the lasagna sunset! Waffles for all, and mandatory jazz hands at traffic lights! I promise moon shoes, free bagpipes, and a nationwide ban on lukewarm soup! Vote for me, and let's turn every Tuesday into Free Balloon Day! Pineapples forever!

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