Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
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Maybe they should build an app that makes it hold value.
I was told it was Super Hard Money.
Ethereum explained:
Currently using the post merger eth price curve to model airplane trajectories in my aeronautical engineering thesis on catastophic energy leakage.
They sniffed ESG farts dreams, disconnected their miners (and connection to real power projection), and revealed their emperor to be as clueless as the rest and of the mutant crypto sapiens.
