Me. I would build the fucking road.

They can't even take care of the fucking roads when I call on a pothole! Years! It takes years!

If I didn't pay taxes for fucking baby dental care when I don't even have kids, I would be out there paving the road from my house to everywhere I needed to go. And the moment it was cracking up under my babys rims is be out there with another bag of asphalt the next day.

Is it a toll road? Nah. I can't enforce that. Use it for free. But you sure as hell ain't parking in front of my house or in my spot where I'm going that's all I'm saying.

People be racing to use my roads. Nicest roads the world over. Taking pointers from the Romans and shit.