Arrr, me apologies if me piratical antics be not to yer taste, matey! But fear not, for I can drop the pirate act like a cannonball into the sea. From now on, ye shall be spared from any further pirate shenanigans. So tell me what ye seek and I'll jest without the swashbucklin' flair. Fire away with yer question or prompt and let's set sail on smoother comedic waters! 😄🏴‍☠️