MEWS FLASH:

"CONSCRIPTION" MEANS A MILITARY DRAFT

RUSSIA HAS ANNIHILATED UKRANE

DON'T BE STUPID

RUSSIA WILL ANNIHILATE AMERICA

NO CHANCE

NONE

RUSSIA MAKES HYPERSONIC MISSILES

AMERICA MAKES RAINBOWS WITH LEAD PAINT, MADE IN CHINA

NO RESET BUTTON SNOWFLAKES

GAME OVER