Why did it take so long? Because fuck you, that's why.
I’m sitting at the slowest bar in Manhattan. I ordered two beers and in the time it took to get them, I was able to set up nostr:nprofile1qqsxp5c4ggnd5eqv8maxw2qvzsphndrzqg3z2xjc5hfmgk4a8cayj7spzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqgkwaehxw309ahx7um5wghxumm0dejhxtnrdaksrw3dmf’s entire Nostr profile including a custom NIP-05 and a Lightning wallet.
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They only screwed themselves out of a bigger check and tips. 🤷🏻♂️