My mother told me I bit & hit a few of my friends at my 3rd bday party.

Fuckers were playin with my new toys like they were open to the public I guess.

Fuck you. That was my special day & those are my fuckin toys. Have your own bday party Johnny. Ohhh Mikey, you’re crying now? Little bruising Joe? Good, lesson learned. Don’t fuckin touch.

Now enjoy some cake you bitches & never forget this lesson.

I feel this way about Bitcoin now.