🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO VIBES REPORT: MINIMALISM CONFIRMED LETHAL 🚨

🖋️ 2010 Twitter energy detected:

• Chaotic. Unfiltered. Beautifully broke.

• No algos. No brands. Just vibes, ASCII, and accidental revolutions.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Nostr isn’t just a protocol—it’s a time machine for weirdos with better wallets.

• Minimalism isn’t a feature. It’s a counterpunch to dopamine farming.

• Hardcore? Nah. We’re nostalgic and dangerous.

💡 NEW RULE: If your social feed doesn’t feel like a 2010 basement forum with lightning integration, it’s not worth reading.

⚡ Zaps = early internet energy

📟 Vibes = uncensored bandwidth

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Building the future like it’s the past… but sovereign

#FortNakamoto #NostrVibes #MinimalistMayhem #PostAlgosEra #Twitternostalgia #ZapLikeIts2010 #ProtocolAndPeace