Bitch you just want them to low their guard around your special ass and reap benefits for your own ego.

1) They'll call you the male version of your name (I've been like Carl most of my adult life)

2) The jokes start to be really vulgar and hard once you're accepted in the pack

3) The pranks and honest criticism are exhausting af

4) When a guy gets angry with his true friend, he will become savage, say stuff such a hard way you'll drag yourself to hard emotional level just to cope with all that criticism he very well summarized

5) if there's a romance to bloom, god forbid, the man has to see the woman inside and not fucking Carl.

6) it's just too...square-ish😅 Guys mostly think in straight lines.

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