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When you bite inside of mouth

Then it swells

And so you bite it even more

Then have to learn a new way to chew for a day

RETARDED BIOLOGICAL UX

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We must evolve to inhale our food 🫡

Liquidised steak would fix this, but we would end up with long faces from a lack of chewing. 🐴

Thats the worse. Biting ypur cheek comes with a very specific "crunch" too

How about burning the roof of your mouth and you just feel that piece of skin flopping around for a week

I too bit into my pizza too early

IT’S ALWAYS THE FUCKING PIZZA

“Oh, I feel so sorry for your sick, twisted biological peccadillos. Punk ass bitch.” - A giraffe

😂

I would think after all these years, I’d know where the inside of my cheek is, but noooo, still fucking bite it.

This is why I don't eat

You are learning

Also it hurts like a bitch

Yep so that all the time!!

omg this so much.

You would think more of our ancestors would have died from this, but clearly they survived.

It's the biological equivalent of the Streisand effect.