Many moons ago I was visiting Melbourne zoo. I was looking at this huge old Gorilla who was as grumpy as fuck. I was surrounded by Japanese tourists when a zookeeper came to me and said " mate, you'd be better off standing over here". I was confused but thought OK and went with him. At that moment the Gorilla literally went ape and threw his own shit at the people. Exactly where I was standing. I'll never forget it. I bought the keeper a stubby to say thanks.