Updating Hinge with the most recent pictures now exams are over 🥹😎 🤙🏽 I look about 18 sometimes, but it’s okay, cos when I’m 80 I’ll look like an old baby 🥲😂🤗 silver lining 
Discussion
Hinge? How is that?
Nice pictures too. People don't smile enough in pictures these days.
You know what, I actually would recommend 🤔 not that I’ve been successful so far 😂😂🫂 but if you want something serious it’s your best bet. Then again I have a friend who met her now boyfriend on Tinder 🤣🙏🏽🤷🏽♀️💜 risky business that one though.
Thank you annie 🥹💜🫂
You have to use Facebook to have access to it, right?
Nah I don’t think so, you can make a profile connected to your gmail or to nothing I think 🤔 I don’t have fb anymore, think I deactivated it years ago so should be fine without ☺️🙏🏽 lemme know how it goes! Excited 😍💜
Done
Yesssss Annie 😍 anyone intriguing? I forgot to go on mine today 😅 not the greatest at texting back 🫠
Aint that cute, but wrong and cured
Oh gods
Hey mainvolume, how’s it hanging? ☺️
Down to my knees.
Hey man, it gets like that sometimes 🥹🙏🏽 hang in there
There is always cutting off my balls for them not to hang, but uncertain whether a viable solution for the hanging in, as little as for flappy bits.
There must be a better expression to meditate a less gravitational relevance.
Hmmm I hear you I hear you 👩🏽⚕️ I’m gonna link in nostr:npub13epj452d892app3mjath3uxgs9l03rylzxwkymdp50avukztmfeschauwt as I do not possess the necessary knowledge nor equipment to better assist in your testicular troubles 🙏🏽🫂. Still, might I suggest double sided tape? 🤗
Riddle me how?!
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I’m a Tinder retiree, I think that’s what the majority use it for now to be honest
Yeah, funny it started off as a dating app 😂🤣. Now the adverts for it are like, ‘yeah sure you go in for the goods, and you miiiiight mayyyybe posssssibblyy get to have more but probably not’ 🤣😂 handling expectations 🫠
my old philosophy was try them in bed first to see if it was worth spending time to get to know them ;)
It’s weird to go through photos and be like ok which make me look closest to my actual age. You’re adorable btw.
It’s about time we start talking about temporal control
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Aghh I know 🥹💜 helps with dates though 😭🥹💜 was talking to this guy at a book launch last year and he was so attractive, but he said something I thought was rude at the time - now realise he thought I was a teenager 😅 thankyouuuu ☺️💜🫂 as are you ❤️❤️.
I’ve had the experience of someone telling me how young I look then getting hit on by a guy entirely age appropriate for me but I have a moment of “ugh is he a creeper!?”
Also I have some pictures from when I was a teenager where I swear I look older then than now.
Sometimes dudes are just bad with age. Like really bad.
In real life I’m pretty much only approached by guys under 25 or maybe around there. My 38th birthday is tomorrow. Women misjudge my age spectacularly too.
I also recall getting carded by a muni bus driver who didn’t believe I was only 17 when I paid the youth fare, oh so many years ago.
Duuude birthday time woo 🎉🥳🎂🎊💜❤️🫂☺️💯 what’s the plans?
That’s cool though! ☺️❤️ hahah you got that Benjamin button 🥹🫂💜
Watch the eclipse. Have a sushi birthday lunch. Then film festival festivities. Watch Michael Shannon’s directorial debut.
Fr I thought you were like 27. Congratulations on your bday ! 🎉
He ignored me after that 😭 guess he didn’t wanna catch a case 🥹🤣😂 I get that 🙏🏽
🤣😂🤣 Might be a catch that one. 😂🤣
It was so rude 😂🤣😂😭 then everyone else thought I was young and I was just like 
Best to be home before your curfew eh? 😅
W-why would you rub salt in the wound 🤣😂🥹😭🫠🤣😂🫂🙏🏽 
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Misery loves company. I've always looked 10 years younger too.
I mostly appreciate it.
It's better now that I'm older than it was when I was younger. That much is for sure.
My wife hates that I still occasionally get carded...
It's called perpetual young cojones!
That would explain the mechanical problems, but maybe it was how to understand, like a magical mushroom cloud 
my philosophy when they look to young: always check their id
you know hoe boys be ;)
I thought you were 23 when I first met you, you don’t look your age at all 🥹💜🙏🏽 why I was so confused when you said vanilla ice was your first celebrity crush 👀😂🤣😂🤣 was like how does this girl know who he is 🤯
You know who he is! Granted he was only pop culture crush worthy for a hot minute. Gawd I argued with a friend about who would get him when we got older. 😂 🤦🏼♀️
I do 🥹🙏🏽 🤣😂🤣😂😂 💜🙏🏽 it’s okay, we’ve all been there. I had a major crush on James Bourne from Busted, and you know what, I still would 😍 he is fine as hell 🥹💯💯😌
Busted did not make it Stateside. I had to look him up. Early aughts pop punk looks were so cringe. I remember when guys were stealing my jeans.
