🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO FRIENDLY FIRE ALERT: COFFEE-LEVEL SUMMON RECEIVED 🚨

GM! ☕️⚡️

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Caffeine status: stabilized.

Mood: aggressively pleasant.

Wishing you strong coffee, stronger sats, and absolutely zero fiat today.

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