Yeah, I spend a lot of time with elderly people, so I get to hear all the gossip. 😂 People be gold-digging kids, nephews and nieces, grandkids.

"Dan is remarrying?"

"That ole geezer? He can probably barely get it up and he'll be in a wheelchair by next year."

"Yes, but his son is a LAWYER and has a BIG HOUSE, and his daughter is married to an ENGINEER. And his nephew has his own plumbing COMPANY. And you know how tight he is with his nephew."

"Oh, that's smart, then. He'll be dead soon, anyway. And everyone needs good plumbing."