I mean by the second bullet point you’re assuming I have a big thing for lettuce based on a flippant mention of the leaf. You don’t need to convince me that it isn’t the best food known to all of humanity. I can make that judgement myself. Nor do I live on Caesar salads.

The meal I’m referring to, a few years back we did a gif at an Italian farmers’ festival in the north. Before they gig the locals treated us to all kinds of local delicacies, meats, cheeses, vegetables etc. it tasted amazing. Sure a rare steak is very good nutritionally but also quite boring. I wouldn’t want to eat it everyday, despite being fully aware of it’s nutritional value. Variety is the spice of life.

If you want to slag off processed foods you’ll have total agreement as far as I’m concerned!