btw, learning this made me change my mind about Jesus

up until i learned about this stuff i was inclined to believe that Jesus was just a story composite of many people, one of them being part of the theme of the movie Life of Brian - a jewish revolutionary who very nearly managed to kick the romans out of palestine around the time of Jesus

but now, i think that the whole death and resurrection thing is real, or more exactly, when he was 12, as it says, he was sent off to train, and then after his training was done, in his early thirties, he starts his ministry to fulfill the prophecy, they nail him up, he does this whole next level yoga thing, appears to be dead for 3 days, and then disappears from the tomb, visits his buddies, and then the angels come pick him up with their tractor beam and they fly back home

and so on and so forth... i have no idea, honestly but it's plausible enough for me to entertain it, and i'm almost certain something along these lines is happening, and all the signs about the impending natural disaster coming up in the next decades suggests to me that it would be a good time to do it - if it is, according to the angelic science, like many of the prophecies say, gonna be a "earth set on fire" situation and almost everything ded... then it makes sense why to come back, and also why to be selective about who gets evacuated